Swine Flu Saved me today

[rockedbritt]

So i went to the store today to get some juice because i have a cold.

On my way home, about a block from my house, i passed these two teenage guys.

As i took a step passed them one of the said, "is that a wallet in your pocket?"

I said. "yes" i stopped walking, now that i think about it i was frozen, i dont think i could have moved if i wanted to.

The other guy said, "fork it over"

The first guy stepped up to me and grabbed my sweater, as he grabbed me i quickly said." I HAVE SWINE FLU, ITS CONTAGIOUS, I STRONGLY ADVISE AGAINST TOUCHING ME!"

The second guy screamed "f*ck THAT sh*t!" pulled the other guy of me and the both ran the f*ck away

yea, thats right, dont mess with me.


P.S. I do NOT have swine flu for real, i only said that as a quick thinking attempt keep them from hurting me.


True story, happened 15 minutes ago

[Regan]

It's always great when viruses provide us with crime deterrents.

[BrettL]

Haha, carry a blade with you

[Becky]

Haha!! Quick thinking!!

[Serge]

Too awesome!

.....if I ever come across any trouble I'm going to try that before resorting to pulling out my knife =x

[Shamrock]

I've got the flu right now.. if only I could scare off my upcoming test with it.

Good thinking! Glad you're okay.

[Katy]

Wow, great thinking! That's gonna be an awesome story to share with everyone, even years down the line. Glad to hear that you're okay though!

[Regan]

^Katy! You're green!

[Katy]

[Joseppi]

Good thing those guys were idiots. And yeah, like Brettdude said, carry a blade with you. Then you can act like you're reaching for your wallet and WHAM, pull out the blade. lol

[rockedbritt]

Thanks everyone, after i told my mom what happened she gave me my dads swiss army pocket knife. im covered now.

[BrettL]

Nice I stopped carrying a blade when the blade came out in my pocket and tore a huge amount of skin off lol. ^^Good thing youre covered. Those douchebag wallet stealers get caught?

[rockedbritt]

^^ no, i didnt get a good look at them so there was no way for anyone to do anything

[Jane]

Haha I'm training for a black belt, and I box, so if they'd even tried I wud've beat the sh*t out of em and walked away.

Oh, and just a little piece of advice: If they DO pull a knife on you, it's best just to run. Knife fights can get brutal. There's a saying that in a knife fight, the loser dies right away, but the winner dies soon after.

[TASPalltheway]

Thats To Funny, At Least You Didnt Get Robbed!
Now You Can Buy More Juice!