Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby **Mandi** » 27 Sep 2009 14:10

Granted, but now they're out on the streets & going door to door :surprised:

I wish I knew how to construct houses.

Website · Unread postby **Jane** » 30 Sep 2009 16:01

Granted, but all of your projects fail due to lack of money and equipment.

I wish Sean would send me those freakin guitar tabs already!

Unread postby **Mandi** » 30 Sep 2009 17:55

Granted but now you've developed RA and your hands have already become curled useless.

I wish my roommates cat didn't have feline leukemia and didn't get hair AND scalp everywhere.

Unread postby **DeadSpace** » 30 Sep 2009 18:54

Granted, but now it instead throws up furballs all day

I wish my 500 word essay would write itself

Unread postby **Kemmy** » 30 Sep 2009 21:10

Granted, but it's written in a language you don't understand and thus cannot translate.

I wish I had more tv channels.

Unread postby **Zach** » 30 Sep 2009 22:17

Granted, but now there's still nothing on...just more of nothing.

I wish fortune cookies were reliable.

Unread postby **paulmason** » 01 Oct 2009 02:20

granted, now all fortune cookies read: you will be very dissapointed with this cookies fortune

i wish youtube wasnt blocked at school

Unread postby **DeadSpace** » 01 Oct 2009 19:51

Granted, but to access it you have to watch this video in its entirety at full volume before every video

I wish the browns would destroy the Ravens when they play them at home later this year

Website · Unread postby **Jane** » 03 Oct 2009 11:21

Granted, but that's the only game the team wins for the rest of the season.

I wish my nose wasn't sore from getting it pierced

Unread postby **paulmason** » 03 Oct 2009 12:41

granted, but now i got yer nose! :biggrin:

i wish i got paid for having money :tongue:

Website · Unread postby **Jane** » 03 Oct 2009 13:57

Granted, but the country suddenly has a high inflation rate and it's useless. :evillaugh:

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

Unread postby **Mandi** » 03 Oct 2009 14:28

Granted, but now you sleep 18 hours a day.

i wish i knew the exact rations to make my own Raising Cane's sauce

Website · Unread postby **Jane** » 03 Oct 2009 19:22

Granted, but now you have the right rations of the wrong ingredients, and it ends up tasting horrible.

I wish I could make up my freaking mind!

Unread postby **Mandi** » 04 Oct 2009 07:18

Granted but you've made the wrong decision.

I wish I had more free time

Website · Unread postby **Jane** » 04 Oct 2009 10:00

Granted, but now you have too much free time and nothing to fill it with.

I wish my sister's dolls weren't so scary

Unread postby **Zach** » 04 Oct 2009 10:37

Granted, but now everything else she owns is scary.

I wish my bike wasn't messed up from being plowed over by a minivan yesterday!

Unread postby **paulmason** » 04 Oct 2009 11:59

granted, it is now messed up from being plowed over by.... the sun!

i wish i had a cheese sandwich :tongue:

Unread postby **Odd One** » 04 Oct 2009 21:38

^^^ I wish Paul had left us a wish! :tongue:

Unread postby **Mandi** » 06 Oct 2009 17:45

i agree...but i'll start again...

i wish i hadn't come home to a leak in the ceilings upstairs and downstairs...and water coming out of the light switches & baseboards...

Unread postby **Zach** » 06 Oct 2009 18:19

Awwww, we missed the opportunity to say "Granted, but Paul managed to come up with the only wish that cannot be corrupted, thus ending this thread..."

Anyway, granted, but now you came home to find no home at all; it had simply floated away.

I wish I didn't have to be in an aeroplane tomorrow for seven hours.

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