The thread of LOLs!

[siberianknight]

I found this awesome place "Emails from Crazy People", and I was looking through and having worked retail for a long time, like the guy who posted it, this made me burst out laughing. Apparently a guy gave an ice cream shop Monopoly money and the person accepted it. Even gave correct change. Here is a message from (What I'd assume) is their supervisor:

( http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/0 ... nt-skills/ )
from Dippin Dots – Nippers Corner
to XXXX
date Mon, Sep 7, 2009 at 9:06 PM
subject Money

hide details Sep 7 (1 day ago)

All right, everybody. Apparently there was something that I neglected to go over with you all in the past when I was training you, and that is Purple Money. What is purple money, you may ask? Well, simply put, it’s money that is purple. And just so there’s no confusion, No, we do not accept purple money. Why? Because it’s purple, that’s why. Money is not supposed to be purple. You know how I know? Because I’ve seen money before. And it wasn’t purple. So, from now on if anyone tries to pay with purple money (or blue, or red, or any other color that clearly does not look like normal money), apologize to the customer and tell them we simply cannot accept that money. If anyone has any questions about our purple money policies, please let me know.

-xxxxx

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( http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/0 ... food-love/ )
And another:

Someone apparently was very drunk very early in the morning, and had just spilled their favorite snack all over the floor and was very sad. So they wandered to their computer and sent a message to the customer service email of the company:
To:United Biscuits
06/09/2005 04:35
Subject: Hoopy Ideas

Mighty BBQ beef hula hoops
All crispy and round
I still can’t believe
you all fell to the ground

I opened the bag too fast
with such a lack of compassion
that you flew out of the pack
in such a dramatic fashion

Oh, mighty BBQ beef hula hoops
All crispy and round
I’ll still eat you
even though you are on the ground

It was one of the most tragic events of my life. I cried.

Best part? They replied:

From: United Biscuits
Date: Thu, Sep 8, 2005 at 11:44 AM
Subject: Hula Hoops
To: xxxxxx

Thank you for your email and little poem about KP Hula Hoops. We hope you
didn’t get any crumbs in your bed eating the Hoops at 4.35 in the morning.

Thank you once again for contacting us and we hope you continue to enjoy
Hula Hoops, hopefully out of the packet and not off the floor.

Regards
Carol xxxxx

[patrickdron]

[DNRpuppy]

[Regan]

^

[siberianknight]

Don't know if someone posted this yet, it's an oldie but a funny as hell.

Edit: I tried to find a video that didn't cut it off, but at the end he says "If you have low self esteem, hang up. All of our operators are too busy to talk to you anyway."

[Odd One]

^^^ Defintely LOL

"If you're delusional, press 7 & your call will be transferred to the mother ship"......WTF? There is no mother ship?????

[siberianknight]

[Odd One]

[patrickdron]

[TOOLsynesthesia]

Hahaha I love the mental health hotline.

Here's something with Christopher Walken in it...

I couldn't figure out how to post the actual video, because it's off of Hulu, and not Youtube.

[siberianknight]

Haha, very nice. I love Christopher Walken. XD

[siberianknight]

[Jane]

Joey is SOOO amazing!

[TOOLsynesthesia]

Maynard from Tool:

After the song, Maynard says "That was my boyfriend..."

[siberianknight]

[Jane]

[siberianknight]

Shh, the answer is secret.

[TOOLsynesthesia]

[Jane]

My friend Sam showed me that vid a long time ago. I'd forgotten how funny it was!

[siberianknight]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923605

Gotta love college humor.