Corrupt a Wish

[Missy]

Granted, but when you teleport, you turn into a duck! *quack*

I wish I didn't have a constant headache

[Odd One]

GRANTED: But you had to have a lobotomy to cure the pain!

I wish we could all go to the ultimate Sick Puppies headline show, have them play their entire catalog & hang out with us & party until dawn!!

[siberianknight]

Granted, but you come down with an immobilizing sickness the day of the show, so everyone goes. Excluding you.

I wish I could not have to sleep to wake up and feel energetic.

[Missy]

Granted. Instead, you have to run 3 miles to get energy!

I wish I had the new iPhone instead of the old/new one

[siberianknight]

Granted, but it's plagued by Apples never-ending stream of errors that are happening lately, and it ends up making collect calls to China. Daily.

I wish I could draw.

[Kemmy]

Granted, but you've lost the ability to read.

I wish I had a puppy

[Odd One]

Granted, but it's a sick puppy (I know.....terrible pun but I couldn't resist)

I wish wishes came true

[siberianknight]

Granted, but now you can't make anymore wishes.

i wish I could take decent pictures. I'm so un-photogenic.

[Odd One]

Granted, but everyone in the world suddenly becomes blind

I wish summer was longer

[siberianknight]

Granted, but the world goes to war and nuclear winter happens.

I wish my hair was naturally straight.

[Odd One]

Granted, but now your nose is naturally crooked!

I wish love ruled the world

[theanarchypoet]

Granted now you have a bunch of crazy in love Stalkers



I wish my school would let me dye my hair and peirce my eye brow

[Odd One]

Granted, but now you have to go to school in a dress!

I wish I could take a year off work.

[paulmason]

granted, but you slip on a banana peel, enter a coma and become a vegetable for a year, luckily you wake up the day before you start back at work

i wish i had a butler

[theanarchypoet]

Granted but he is a theif



i wish had a pet monkey

[Kemmy]

Granted, but he bites and flings poo every ten minutes.

I wish I could go to all the concerts I want to attend for free.

[Mandi]

Granted, but now you have to take me to each one!!


I wish my fireplace wouldn't cost $6000 to fix...

[Zach]

Granted, it now costs $50,000 to fix.

I wish September wasn't always a bad month for business (I can already see how this one is going to be corrupted ).

[paulmason]

granted, the government decides that september doesnt sound "hip" enough, so to gain more votes, he has changed the name of the month to "hiptember", which is just as equally bad for business. Also in addition, all other months become terrible for business. And just to be mean, you lose your left ear.

i wish my bed would follow me around and catch me as i fall asleep

[LadyJeannette]

Granted, but your bed has now magically changed into a bed of nails...


I wish cameras took clear pictures no matter what. grrr dang lighting, movement issues