Pathetic Life Goals (And Nude Gnome-Stealing)

[Kara]

Both...

I'd totally crowd surf as a Gnome... A 5'11" Gnome...

[Jane]

[Crystal]

Dude, a gnome costume would be effing HYSTERICAL! DO IT!!!

I wanna be a hot dog. Lol.

[Jane]

I actually think I'll go as Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.

[Regan]

[Kara]

Hahahahah. Omg, Regs.

[Jane]

That is amazing, Regan!

[Regan]

I just sent Harriet to Crystal to give to SP, so she should be with Harold soon.

[Donna]

OMG Regan..that is hyterical...and if the bidding hadn't already ended I think I may have gotten it

[Cassandra]

[Kara]

Hmmm. I've found a few Gnome costumes but there just a little too small...
I don't think the world can handle a 5'11" gnome...

[Jane]

[Kara]

Yes. Tis a shame, Really.
But fear not, I will find a costume... And it will go down in history.
The world's tallest gnome...! Supporting SP, Of course.

[Jane]

Lol let me know how that works out for you.

[Mateus]

8 pages in, 1 hour down from work, 4 more hours to go.
these 22 pages are not enough to my liking! post more! more!

N.B. Canadians do f*ck rock. and don't you forget it!

[Jane]

Ok???

[Regan]

[Kara]

[Jane]

^^^Damn right. It's LONG!

[DrAwesome]

First of all, Tim is putting the Thread Defibrillator on this. As of now, IT IS REVIVED! Tim read all 22 pages...

Second, Life goals include Singing to a crowd of over 1000 live people.
Writing/performing a #1 hit
Winning a NASCAR Sanctioned Event
Name first born son Dale
Have a first born son
Try Vegimite
Perform a Cover of Riptide to a live Audience
Create the Next Big Thing to confuse Shim, Emma, and Mark

And Third, Tim is a Ninja, Tim knows the super secretive location of a tanning salon in Japan where the stand up spray-on tanning booth has been fitted with black Ninja paint and has used it frequently to heist the gnomes of many an unsuspecting senior Ron Stoppable style (points to whoever knows what Tim means by that), and already has a gold medal in Nude Gnome Stealing, (it WAS, of course, the Special Olympics, and Tim got to make out with Kathrine Heigl while he was there! (DOUBLE POINTS to those of you who know both of his zaney references...) Tim has tried Harriet's Muffins and they are almost as good as Cunningham Muffins. (Infinity Points for those of you who know that reference and lets Tim borrow that top!) Tim is the BEST at speaking in third person...all others fail.