Hahaha definitely not office-appropriate

. I might get a leather vest at the Rennaissance Festival that looks like a corset, but is longer and boneless. ( I hate the corset/vests that stop just at the top of your hips, so it makes it look like you have lovehandles, even if you don't

)
I tell the earth, "thanks for the hair, thanks for the skin, thanks for the bone",
Though I now slowly give it back I still appreciate the loan.
-Jeffrey Lewis