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Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 13 Mar 2009 18:32
by Kara
... i recently have fell in love with urban dictionary...
scriptease
Excessive sexual tension without the eventual sex within a book or film.
Jane Austen was a scriptease artist. All that drama and for what? It's not like they're going to DO anything to one another; the English upper class reproduced through division back then, like amoeba.
use the random button until you find a good one,
or post one of your own searches...
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 14 Mar 2009 07:23
by Samsung
I love Urban dictionary.
NSFW! Highlight to read.
Waffle:To sh*t on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.
I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead.
I just peeled this piece of sh*t off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 14 Mar 2009 08:28
by havedna
LoL theory;
The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibility and seriousness.
ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.
ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.
ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 14 Mar 2009 08:50
by Becky
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Posted: 14 Mar 2009 10:34
by Kara
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Posted: 14 Mar 2009 17:06
by Becky
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Posted: 14 Mar 2009 18:45
by Serge
serge:
a kind guy who's easy to talk to
and can make you laugh while at the same time can be sexy
Dude! i was talking to the new kid and like, hes totally a serge!
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 14 Mar 2009 19:55
by Regan
^Following suit...
Regan
noun: a woman that is extremely athletic, beautiful, well off, and smart.
Damn that girl must be a regan
And...
hullo
The cool people's way of saying "hello"
"Hello." Jimmy said to the group of people.
"What a loser" the said as they walked away.
Then Jimmy went on Urbandictionary.com and looked up hullo. And read this definition.
THE NEXT DAY....
"Hullo." Jimmy said to the group
"How cool he is!" the guys said.
"HAve my children!" the ladies said.
And that's how Jimmy became cool.
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 15 Mar 2009 10:02
by Kara
this is a good topic, eh?
since serge and regan did it... its my turn
Kara
A tall, skinny girl who has an amazing personality. All a man can handle, if he becomes so lucky to even have her. A good friend that is always there when needed. Likes to party, even if it means some regretful moments. Always up for an adventure, and never turns down a dare. Very outgoing and smart. Is very athletic person. Someone you can always count on having a good time with.
Dude, its Kara, everything will be fine, look forward to a good time.
(its so perfect its creepy...)
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 15 Mar 2009 10:59
by Katy
I tend to follow the crowd...
There were three definitions for my name. I picked this one:
(adj.) used to describe the classy girl next door type, mixed in with a little bit of country and a little bit of badass. describes one who likes to sit back drink beer and have a good time, but will knock your ass out if provoked.
usually spotted wearing torn up jeans, pigtails, baseball or cowboy hat.
much like historys finest:
daisey duke
ellie mae
or todays lovely:
carrie underwood
miranda lambert
"wow, who's that chick in the pick up wearing the john deere hat?"
"i don't know, but she is sooo katy."
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 15 Mar 2009 11:16
by havedna
Dave
A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
Example
Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 15 Mar 2009 13:57
by Becky
Becky
unbelievably sexy, thin white girl with gorgeous eyes and an awesome personality, but a little on the crazy side, loves to party and
has a high chance of becoming an alcoholic.that becky is f*ck bangin, but she's wild!
generally referring to a female who may appear normal but is actually straight up crazy in the head
That girl looked good but I took her home and she tried to bite me! She was straight up becky.
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 15 Mar 2009 14:04
by Kara
haha im so creeped out by how well these definitions fit...
its CRAZY AWESOME
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 15 Mar 2009 18:26
by Katy
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Posted: 15 Mar 2009 18:47
by Serge
I'm such a trend-setter, haha =P
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Posted: 15 Mar 2009 19:34
by Becky
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Posted: 16 Mar 2009 03:58
by Katy
I seem to recall that conversation back in a thread where you posted the photos of being able to lick your elbow; that's why I found it so funny!
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 18 Mar 2009 14:14
by Kara
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 20 Mar 2009 20:47
by Crystal
Crystal...
a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex
At the club I met a crystal
HAHAHAHAHA! I plead the 5th...
Re: Urban Dictionary Definitions
Posted: 21 Mar 2009 12:25
by Kara
hahah i love yours crystal...!