SPWC

Oh lol, get ready for me to fail. XD;

My dearest toaster,
I remember the first time we met.
I was in a Sears and there you were,
pristine,
beautiful,
toasty,
and I knew I had to have you.
You toasted beautifully for years, but as of late,
all you can do is
burn
the bread I so lovingly place in you.
It is a shame,
I mean,
we've been together for so long!
But I need a new toaster,
one that doesn't burn,
so we must part.
Goodnight, sweet toaster,
and a flight of angels bring you to your rest.

XD;

Ha ha ha, thanks. XD;

It took me awile to find this poem after I saw this thread ----- I wrote this when I was 16 and our kitchen apliances were flickering on and off (This is gunna look funny becouse I cant space right on a mobile) Refridgerater why do you yell at the toaster with your sizzling language ------------------ Did she cheat on you with the microwave or was it the stove ------------------ I dont understand you or the words you speak ------------------ But I kno that your angry becouse you constantly shut off and your light dosnt glow ------------------ Tell me why your mad my oh so white refridgerator and I will fix the problem ------------------ Tell me why your sad my buzzing refrigerator and I will find the cure ------------------ The toaster does not deserve you refridgerator ------------------ You are too sweet for her ----------------- Let her buzz to her self while you turn your light back on and chill the food inside you ----------------- Move on refridgerator move on