SPWC

So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

A anteater eats the ant.

Interesting game. Okay, let's see...

The anteater gets attacked and killed before the ant is digested. The ant is able to crawl back out.

The ant walks right into a spider web.

The spider is attaked by a giant fly and the ant gets away in the confusion

Edit: Cant I just let him get away - poor ant O-well, Then the ant gets stabed by his cuzin for sleeping with his cuzns girlfriend

^Now you have to try to kill him

But a vet was there to stitch up his wounds. And the vet threw him into the ocean.

All the water in the ocean evaporated. I pushed him off cliff.

A trampoline broke the ant's fall.
Then the ant walked into quicksand.

(neat game )

The ant is saved by Wesley, but Wesley realizes that the ant is not his precious Buttercup, so he throws the ant into an ROUS's mouth. (you need to have seen the Princess Bride to have any idea what I am talking about!)

(first off, you are awesome. i love that movie.) Prince Humperdink came and tripped over the ROUS and cause it to throw up the and. then Prince Humperdink in the confusion accidentally stepped on the ant.

The ant narrowly escaped death by hiding between the crevice of the sole, but then he got stuck to a piece of gum as Prince Humperdink stepped in a puddle.

The gum came off of Humperdinks shoe and (luckily for the ant) landed right side up, but he was still trapped.

Then a prison inmate was picking up trash in the area and threw the gum with the ant into a trashbag. The gum and ant tumbled to the bottom of the bag where there was an unidentifiable liquid. The ant was able to free itself of the gum, but was now going to drown

The bag got caught on a branch and ripped and the ant and the liquid poured out of the bag and into a venus fly trap.

I sprayed the venus fly trap with weed killer and it coughed and spit up the ant
Then listentothemusic hit her with a flyswatter

but the flyswatter broke and all the pices and the ant went flying up in the air.. the ant landed up in a baby birds mouth..

Then the bird was shot by elmer fudd and the ant landed in the lake

You might have thought the ant would drown, but it was a dried up lake. So the ant walked for about a mile when all of the sudden, God came down and said "THIS ANT MUST DIE" and shot a lightning bolt at it.

But God decided to show mercy on the poor ant and withheld his lightning bolt. The ant got cancer and had a day to live.

(I've noticed we haven't decided whether this ant is a he, she or it. All have been used. )

After seeing the ant attempt suicide, a stoner that was eating doritos threw a chip down towards the ant, giving it a hang glider for it's decsent. The ant almost made it to the bottom only to be greeted by a raccoon's open mouth

The racoon relised it was a vegitarian and only ate the dorito.

The ant then recovered from its suacidalness and decided to enjoy life as is and frolicked through a feild and was biten by a snake.