SPWC

Just crazy random thing's you've said or people have said to you, or just crazy things that you've heard in random peoples conversations.

Like a few days ago my friend said, "You're all just floating heads in my life."

"If the shoe fits beat someone with it." -me

I'm out like a queer at a Lady GAGA concert - The radio on my way to work

"There's power in ships" Someone at work

Well, I think I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball - Lafe Mason, how he put it that he was going to bed.

Baby, did you fart, because you just blew me away - my best guy friend.

Finally that hobo moved out of my basement - me

A truly classic argument my parents had this past easter:

mom: why would three women take all that time and energy to move a huge stone in front of jesus' tomb, just so they move it back again?

dad: they needed child support

so wrong but you know its funny

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die - Dad.

Went out with a friend(Quincy) awhile back. His friends little sister came up to us...said she had a friend with her she wanted Quincy to meet. Her words I kid you not. "Oh Quincy you'll like her...she's really classy...she doesn't chew" There ya go...now you all know how to be classy.....you're welcome.

It was a friendly stabbing, we still talk. ~ Me

My friend just killed me with:

"Go f*ck with polar bear!"

I asked him if he can buy for me some food and coffee in cafeteria

Well you recognize true friend