SPWC

I'm sure I'm not the only one who agrees with me when I say we need a SPWC community pet, particularly one who is capable to protecting the communal Whopper jar, also capable of giving advise to members in need. I have turned this need into a have. I took this upon myself, and bought Billy for $25.95. To make sure we're on the same page she is a part of the Whopper PD - prarie dog division, currently studying in the fashion institute of technology (I'm not sure, don't ask), and is here for giving spectacular and life changing advise. She gets very upset when you mistake her for a he, so never EVER do that. I would know as I've already done this 83 times, let's not make this 84.

Now, please, welcome Billy with open arms. And remember she loves to give advise, so if you're having any problems please come forth and Billy will help you out.

Dear Billy, My recent fall has caused me to have problems how can i cause the INTENSE pain on the entire upper back?

But Billy how can I do that with such overcast I can not even see a simple low flying aircraft?

Fine I shall buy a giant fan and blow the clouds away there better be something good up there Billy.

Well isn't he beautiful

OOOHHHHHH sam just said he

LMAO...she is quite the looker...and the hat she has on is mighty fine. I am glad to see we now have a member of the Whopper PD on patrol...keep those pesky hands away from those whoppers

Well I'd be mad too if someone mistook me for a female XD

Welcome Billy I know you will do a great job at protecting the Whoppers.

So Billy how much do you think it would cost to send a box of whoppers fresh from the factory?

Can I have a Free Hug, Billy?

Dear Billy, There's this awesome girl I like, you might know her. How do I tell her I like her?

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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