Today, a friend and I were talking about bands and such and the odd things about them. She told me the guy she listens to knew ballet. I thought for a moment and responded, "Well, I'm pretty sure I've read that Shim used to be a tap dancer."
Her jaw dropped and she yelled, "Shim was a LAPDANCER??"


I stared in shock for a moment, then laughed hysterically. Definitely one of my funniest misunderstandings.
What are some funny things that have been heard wrong or auto corrects on a phone you guys have done?