The "My Walmart doesn't have Polar Opposite!" Thread.
Posted: 01 Mar 2011 06:17
I'm a RN working nights, and when I got off work this morning, I hauled buns to the closest wal mart on my drive home. I walked, very quickly, to the music dept. I spotted the cd's and feverishly searched through them to find..... NOTHING! I then remembered that with it being a brand new release, it would be in the new release section. Duh! Again, nothing! It's 6:15 in the morning, and it's STILL not here?! I find a worker.
"Excuse me, miss."
"Can I help you?"
"I'm looking for a new release cd, and it's not here. Have they been stocked yet?"
"We have a rep that does that, and he doesn't get here until 8."
Disappointed, "Ohhh...."
She quickly responded, "What's the name of it? I'll go see if I can find it in the back."
SWEET! "It's Sick Puppies, Polar Opposite."
She smiled, "So you want to buy a cd by the deathly ill dogs?"
Laughing, "YES!"
She disappeared into the back to come back with nothing, and gave me a story about how the power went down in their store, and the stock room was a disaster, and blah blah blah.
I'm bummed of course, but thanked her and headed to the next wal mart.
I get to the next wal mart, and hurry to the back. I just get to the cd's and a worker asks, "Can I help you?"
"I'm looking for a cd."
"A brand new release?"
Scanning the cd's quickly. "Yes, but I don't see it here."
"Our rep is right over here. He should be able to help you." Walks me over to rep. "She is looking for a new release cd."
He looks at me. "What is it?"
"It's by the Sick Puppies. It titled Polar Opposite."
In a snooty old man who hates life voice, he says, "We probably don't carry that."
I quickly replied, "I was specifically told that you would be."
He rolled his eyes. "We'll see." He walks to the back.
When he returns, he has a handful of them. In a NICE voice he says, "I found some!"
I was thinking, you're damn right you found some, but I just nicely said, "I'll take two, please!"
So, I'm enjoying myself on my drive home. I'm in my own little music zone, and some D bag on the highway decides to mess with me. WTF? I have to say, what is it with guys who decide to randomly blow kisses at you while they speed up and slow down next to you? On a side note: He was in a red Monte Carlo all decked out like Dale Earnhardt's. It even had a giant #3. (No offense to any Earnhardt fans) But seriously? Can't a girl just rock out to SP in peace?
"Excuse me, miss."
"Can I help you?"
"I'm looking for a new release cd, and it's not here. Have they been stocked yet?"
"We have a rep that does that, and he doesn't get here until 8."
Disappointed, "Ohhh...."
She quickly responded, "What's the name of it? I'll go see if I can find it in the back."
SWEET! "It's Sick Puppies, Polar Opposite."
She smiled, "So you want to buy a cd by the deathly ill dogs?"
Laughing, "YES!"
She disappeared into the back to come back with nothing, and gave me a story about how the power went down in their store, and the stock room was a disaster, and blah blah blah.
I'm bummed of course, but thanked her and headed to the next wal mart.
I get to the next wal mart, and hurry to the back. I just get to the cd's and a worker asks, "Can I help you?"
"I'm looking for a cd."
"A brand new release?"
Scanning the cd's quickly. "Yes, but I don't see it here."
"Our rep is right over here. He should be able to help you." Walks me over to rep. "She is looking for a new release cd."
He looks at me. "What is it?"
"It's by the Sick Puppies. It titled Polar Opposite."
In a snooty old man who hates life voice, he says, "We probably don't carry that."
I quickly replied, "I was specifically told that you would be."
He rolled his eyes. "We'll see." He walks to the back.
When he returns, he has a handful of them. In a NICE voice he says, "I found some!"
I was thinking, you're damn right you found some, but I just nicely said, "I'll take two, please!"
So, I'm enjoying myself on my drive home. I'm in my own little music zone, and some D bag on the highway decides to mess with me. WTF? I have to say, what is it with guys who decide to randomly blow kisses at you while they speed up and slow down next to you? On a side note: He was in a red Monte Carlo all decked out like Dale Earnhardt's. It even had a giant #3. (No offense to any Earnhardt fans) But seriously? Can't a girl just rock out to SP in peace?