Corrupt a Wish

[Kemmy]

Granted, but because you've compromised the dress code, you have to go to work naked every day. Just you.

I wish I had more money.

[Zach]

Granted, but now the cost of everything you want has quintupled.

I wish I had the will to complete the mundane tasks that I must.

[Odd One]

Granted, but now you have no will to do the fun stuff!

I wish I had more time to devote to the board, answer PM's & keep up with active topics

[Jane]

Granted, but then due to a major technological malfunction, the board shuts down.

I wish I didn't have to be sick on my birthday, which is tomorrow.

[Mandi]

Granted, you now feel better for your birthday which no one remembers or acknowledges.


I wish I had a bigger house for me and my two roomies and 4 pets to share.

[Odd One]

Granted, you now have a huge house but......it's in the middle of worn torn Kabul!!

I wish we could get the health care issue fixed

[paulmason]

granted, the government realises that death cures all sickness, the lethal injection is now used instead of medicine.

i wish i could cook

[Zach]

Granted, but now the human body doesn't rely on food for nourishment anymore, and therefore no one eats.

I wish that people would do their jobs efficiently and effectively!

[Odd One]

[theanarchypoet]

Granted your no longer allowed to post on this thread



i wish i could be published already

[Odd One]

Look at me, I'm breakin' the rules!!

Granted, your name & phone number are now published in the Yellow Pages

I wish I could find a decent guitarist for my new band project / idea

[Zach]

Granted, but the new guitarist lives so far away that practicing together is completely out of the question.

I wish I didn't have to go run errands right now.

[theanarchypoet]

granted you have to go to work instead



i wish i didn't have to keep thinking of wishes

[Christian]

Granted, but then no one else would be able to post in this thread.

I wish I could see SP at least one more time this year.

[Kemmy]

Granted, but then you can't see them again for the next 5 years.

I wish I could get myself to bed at a decent hour for once.

[Zach]

Granted, but now you will wake up precisely 27 minutes, 34 seconds after falling asleep.

I wish the weather would be nicer so I could get out and ride my bike.

[Jane]

Granted, it's sunny, but it's now 110 outside

I wish I didn't love him...

[Mandi]

Granted you have absolutely no feelings for him but now he is so infatuated with you he's stalking you.

I wish I could lose 30 pounds by Thanksgiving

[Jane]

Granted, but you gain the weight back from the Thanksgiving feast.

I wish Youtubers weren't so mean.

[Zach]

Granted, but now YouTube doesn't exist.

I wish people using social networking sites wouldn't use them for promoting hatred.