Corrupt a Wish

[Odd One]

Granted, now you can't stop giving her reasons to take it away!

I wish my life was perfect

[Zach]

Granted, but it is based on a subjectively flawed perspective of perfection.

I wish that this work I need to do tonight would finish itself for me.

[Odd One]

[Zach]

[paulmason]

granted, everyone becomes friends, all the people in the world join hands, music is played, fireworks are set off, people are drinking and everyone is merry, life becomes perfect and the sun smiles down upon us all. Unfortunatley you miss out on all the celebrations because you decided to lick the freezer. You are stuck there for weeks before you starve to death

I wish all my homework was done

[Jane]

Granted, now EVERY single thing is wrong with it, so you get F's on all of it.

I wish I didn't have to be laying down all the time (I have mono)

[Odd One]

Granted, you have to stand up all the time now........but you still have mono!

I wish I didn't have to keep coming up with wishes, my brain hurts!!

[paulmason]

granted, you have to come up with everyone elses wishes in addition to thier own

i wish i had a can of irn bru

[Jane]

Granted, but it's all stale and gross.

I wish Peyton wasn't bringing his gf to the halloween party his family's planning on having.

[Odd One]

Granted, now he's bringing his gf to the Halloween party YOUR family is planning!

I wish scarecrow had a brain, tin man had a heart and lion had courage

[Zach]

Granted, but now those are the ONLY things they have, respectively.

I wish some of my friends were better at making plans.

[Jane]

[Odd One]

Granted, you know what's wrong with you but now you wish you didn't!

I wish I knew the answer to life the universe and everything

[TOOLsynesthesia]

Granted: the answer to life, the universe, and everything, is..........42
However, now you have to figure out the question to life, the universe, and everything. And have a deep, soul-searching talk with Douglas Adams, who is deceased. XD

I wish that there was good sweet tea available for normal prices north of, but not excluding, the southeastern US. ha.

[Odd One]

^^^ Ha ha.....after seeing your new location the other day, I wondered if you would corrupt that wish........42, nice answer!

Anyway.....

Granted, sweet tea is now available at normal prices everywhere, unfortunately "normal prices" are subject to commodity trading trends & market speculation. Market demand goes thru the roof & the normal price becomes $1,000 per tea bag!!

I wish the Pups would come play a show in my backyard!

[TOOLsynesthesia]

Lawl, you're crushing my dreams here I couldn't help myself, you're reference to Hitchiker's Guide was shameless

I'm gonna leave the corrupting of your wish to someone else, though, 'cause I wish the same thing XD.

[Odd One]

[TOOLsynesthesia]

Hahaha, ok. Granted, but you get captured by Vogons before you get to see them play XD.

[Zach]

That sounds slightly like when I went to see Coheed once. I got kicked in the face and knocked out during their first song. I woke up as Claudio was saying "Thank you; we'll see you next time."

Anyway, you didn't leave another wish for me to corrupt.

[Odd One]