Do you remember the song El Scorcho by Weezer... I think it's about Emma, look at the lyrics that Rivers Cuomo (lead singer) wrote for this song (with my notes in italics)
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls (Emma is half Japanese)
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead (Shim maybe?) said you shred the cello (the Cello is in between the Upright Bass and the violin, just like the electric bass, but more importantly, it rhymes with Jello)
And I'm jello, baby
You won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
I'm the epitome of Public Enemy (Yeah probably because this was released in 1996 and Emma would have been 15 or 16 when he wrote about it... what a sicko lol)
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come on down to the street and dance with me (She obviously wouldn't let him inside during his John Cusack moment)
I'm a lot like you so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them (Cuomo thought she was being sarcastic, which he thought was funny, but really she thought if she said no, then Cuomo would go away)
How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary: (Something a young girl might have, and at this point there might be some breaking and entering charges that went un-punished against Cuomo)
"Watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table..."
And then my heart stopped: "Listening to Cio-Cio San
Fall in love all over again." (This would have been what she wrote in here diary, but maybe it was just some cool sounding lyrics she thought up for a song at the time)
I'm a lot like you so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me
How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? Won't you give me a minute
Just come up to me and say hello to my heart
How stupid is it?
For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don't know what to do
Or maybe you're scared to say: "I'm falling for you" (or maybe she's a minor and you're freaking her out)
I wish I could get my head out of the sand
'Cause I think we'd make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean (Bass players usually keep good care of their nails since they don't want the fingernail to produce an unwanted noise when playing without a pick)
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
'Cause I can't even look in your eyes
Without shakin', and I ain't fakin'
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon.
So as you can see, I think all signs point to this song being written about Emma... but then again, I am Crazzzy... and I was extremely bored
