Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby **Stheno** » 28 Mar 2011 17:19

Wish granted but then it is taken off you by Ninjas

I wish I never went into the mosh pit that f*ck up my knee

Unread postby **Rose** » 28 Mar 2011 18:26

Granted, the rest of you has been f*cked.

I wish my parents did tell me what to do.

Unread postby **paulmason** » 29 Mar 2011 05:52

granted, but your ears fall off so you can never hear them agian

i wish this thread wasnt such a great way to procrastinate :laugh:

Unread postby **Jessamy** » 29 Mar 2011 13:02

granted but now you have too much free time with nothing to do!

i wish i had more money!

Unread postby **paulmason** » 30 Mar 2011 06:04

granted! you land on free parking. I hope monopoly money is ok?

i wish i had a banana, steak and cheese sandwich :biggrin:

Unread postby **Jessamy** » 30 Mar 2011 10:58

aww mean!!

granted but now you can't eat any of those foods without each other, ruining food for the rest of your life!

i wish i had a tornado/bomb shelter

Unread postby **Stheno** » 30 Mar 2011 15:13

wish granted but it is so unstable that if anything taps it it breaks

I wish I had another tattoo

Unread postby **Jessamy** » 01 Apr 2011 12:06

granted but it gets infected for a long time

i wish i won the lottery

Unread postby **paulmason** » 01 Apr 2011 14:05

Granted, but I steal the winning ticket from you :biggrin:

I wish I had a pet dragon

Unread postby **Stheno** » 01 Apr 2011 17:44

Wish granted but then flies to me and I get to keep it :evillaugh:

I wish I could backflip

Unread postby **Rose** » 03 Apr 2011 18:22

Granted but now that's all you can do to move!

I wish I could live with my friend.

Unread postby **Stheno** » 03 Apr 2011 18:28

Wish granted but now you are no longer friends

i wish i didnt have to back flip all the time

Unread postby **Rose** » 04 Apr 2011 05:46

Granted. Front flips! Hehe.

I wish school was more interesting. :wall:

Unread postby **Stheno** » 04 Apr 2011 17:19

Wish granted but then life is boring!!!

I wish I had a better PC

Unread postby **Jeff** » 04 Apr 2011 17:27

Wish granted, but Sick Puppies site becomes illegal and you have no use for your PC anymore.

I wish I could travel with the Sick Puppies for a week.

Unread postby **Jessamy** » 06 Apr 2011 11:37

wish granted but thats the last time you'll see them =P (that was cruel of me)

i wish i could take horseback riding lessons again

Unread postby **paulmason** » 08 Apr 2011 04:03

granted, but you get moved in with the 6 year olds and their ponies

i wish i had an mp3 player in my brain, so i could play music anytime i wanted just by thinking about it

Unread postby **Jeff** » 08 Apr 2011 07:40

Granted, but your battery in the MP3 needs charged often and you must have a strange plug-in installed on the top of your head and now you look like a "cone-head" from SNL...

I wish I could create my own job hours and still have the discipline to get all my work finished!

Unread postby **Jessamy** » 08 Apr 2011 12:16

wish granted but you find organizing your time to challenging and break down =D

i wish i could write a paper well about a subject i care nothing about

Unread postby **dlcramer** » 08 Apr 2011 12:21

Wish granted, but now cannot write about anything you really do care about.

I wish I could start this week over.

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