Kill the ant game.

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Re: Kill the ant game.

Unread postby araida_8@hotmail.com » 26 Jun 2010 21:30

the ant was lucky that it was a garden snake.. so no harm was done.. the ant walked a little ways and ended up getting stuck in a spiders web


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Unread postby patioumbrella » 07 Jan 2011 12:12

The spider turned out to be a pacifist and quickly released the ant. The ant later wound up in the washing machine...


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Unread postby *J* » 07 Jan 2011 13:26

...and drowns, but then finds a lifesaver that someone left in their pocket and regains his breath. Only to end up in the dryer...


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Re: Kill the ant game.

Unread postby kamieleanne » 07 Jan 2011 18:09



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Unread postby Burried4U » 22 Jun 2011 21:22

Fortunately the ant was smart enough to jump out of the hair dryer in time, but was now headed straight for the sharp rocks on the ground.


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Re: Kill the ant game.

Unread postby billeh » 18 Sep 2011 20:32

Luckily, the ant always travels with a parachute on and deploys it. Only to find the chute coated in radioactive plutonium, and gets cancer.



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Unread postby RenzoN » 22 Sep 2011 11:39

But it was not cancer, he was given super powers!! (way the go Ant)
The ant was flying over the country and saw a beautiful purple stone. but when he gets there it was kryptonite and he couldn't move any more and he choked






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Re: Kill the ant game.

Unread postby Burried4U » 25 Nov 2011 10:07

But thankfully, something had scooped him up to save him, but when he looked up he realized he was stuck to an ant eaters tongue. :evillaugh:


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Re: Kill the ant game.

Unread postby risenreturn » 26 Nov 2011 23:47

Fortunately, a nearby person that didn't like that anteater quickly performed the Heimlich maneuver, sending the ant flying through the air in freedom!

Unfortunately, the ant landed headfirst in quicksand!


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Re: Kill the ant game.

Unread postby paulmason » 27 Nov 2011 07:45

the ant held his breath and soon enough he found that he had sunk to the other side of the world! then all of a sudden a pair of chopsticks snatch him up.


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