Pathetic Life Goals (And Nude Gnome-Stealing)

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Unread postby Regan » 13 Aug 2009 09:31



If I were a vegetable, I'd be a radish, because I'm only kind of rad.

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Unread postby DrAwesome » 13 Aug 2009 12:38

Sometimes we let her out of Crystal's trunk to cook for us when we are to lazy to cook.


Introducing...SHIGNOME MOORE!


There will be more...

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Unread postby Regan » 13 Aug 2009 13:15

Oh,I see. :laugh: I'm glad Harriet is in good hands. It was hard for me to let her go. How's her pigtail?


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Unread postby N.E.G » 13 Aug 2009 18:03

Wow... so many siggies make sense now that I've read this thread. Interesting idea, nude gnome theft. Does it count as stealing if they don't want the gnome anymore?

As an aside, life goals include:
being able to play a drum solo after hearing it only three times or less
giving a speech in front of a crowd of at least 10,000
opening a business of my own/that I'm invested in personally
reading ten thousand books.( 7000 or so to go!)

Medals for the nude Olympiads would have to be spray-painted on I think.... else the effect might be lost



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"Angels lift me, Are you with me?"

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Unread postby angelbear425 » 18 Aug 2009 12:34



Saw this book in Barnes & Noble in Union Square in NYC last week and just had to take a picture to post. :lmao:


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Unread postby Jane » 18 Aug 2009 16:57

:lmao: That is awesome!



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Unread postby Missy » 17 Sep 2009 11:11

*digs up thread* I canNOT believe I had to go to Page 2 to find this page! :shame: lol

Anywho... I went to Walmart the other day and they had...... Wait for it.......

A LAWN GNOME HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!! :lmao:

I laughed so hard when I saw it I almost piddled myself :laugh: Too bad it's only for toddlers... Otherwise I'd know EXACTLY what to be for Halloween this year!!! :cool:



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Unread postby louisbiglou » 24 Oct 2010 15:20

This tread is awesome, i just read all of it, and it all come together...

and it ROFLMAO



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Unread postby kamieleanne » 25 Oct 2010 22:51

My pathetic life goal is ... to actually have a pathetic life goal...


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Unread postby paulmason » 22 Aug 2011 02:34

i recently attempted to read this thread at college, and after reading the first page and clicking onto the second. A white screen appeared saying access denied due to pornographic/adult material. i found it rather funny :laugh:


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Unread postby peacelovesleep » 25 Aug 2011 06:34

lol I finally have had the time to read this whole thread. i've only been a member for a yr and a half now. EPIC LOL!!! Is the gnome thing still alive and well or have I missed the craze? Since I kinda have a gnome magnet I'd like to pass on to Shim...



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Portland ME, 11/26/10, Bangor ME, 7/31/11, Boston MA, 9/20/12,
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Unread postby Brianna » 26 Aug 2011 01:12

I know I'm way late on this, but is it sad that I read this entire thread the day before yesterday and saw this tonight and immediately thought of you all? :tongue:

"Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML"



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Unread postby peacelovesleep » 26 Aug 2011 17:00

i cannot get over how hilarious this whole thread is. we need to start up the ridiculousness again!



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Unread postby TheBlackParade » 06 Sep 2011 21:14



Welcome to my world Where everyone I ever need always ends up leaving me alone - My World - Sick Puppies
Blow a kiss at the methane skies See the rust through your playground eyes We're all in love tonight Leave a dream where the fallout lies Watch it grow where the tearstain dries To keep you safe tonight - S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W - My Chemical Romance

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Unread postby RN2011 » 16 Sep 2011 18:55

LMAO this thread is so much better then doing my statistics homework!




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