Pathetic Life Goals (And Nude Gnome-Stealing)
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If I were a vegetable, I'd be a radish, because I'm only kind of rad.
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Sometimes we let her out of Crystal's trunk to cook for us when we are to lazy to cook.
Introducing...SHIGNOME MOORE!
There will be more...
There will be more...
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Oh,I see. I'm glad Harriet is in good hands. It was hard for me to let her go. How's her pigtail?
If I were a vegetable, I'd be a radish, because I'm only kind of rad.
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Wow... so many siggies make sense now that I've read this thread. Interesting idea, nude gnome theft. Does it count as stealing if they don't want the gnome anymore?
As an aside, life goals include:
being able to play a drum solo after hearing it only three times or less
giving a speech in front of a crowd of at least 10,000
opening a business of my own/that I'm invested in personally
reading ten thousand books.( 7000 or so to go!)
Medals for the nude Olympiads would have to be spray-painted on I think.... else the effect might be lost
As an aside, life goals include:
being able to play a drum solo after hearing it only three times or less
giving a speech in front of a crowd of at least 10,000
opening a business of my own/that I'm invested in personally
reading ten thousand books.( 7000 or so to go!)
Medals for the nude Olympiads would have to be spray-painted on I think.... else the effect might be lost
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Saw this book in Barnes & Noble in Union Square in NYC last week and just had to take a picture to post.
Shim: You don't like Rage Against the Machine?
Me: I like one song.
Shim: Which one?
Me: Bulls on Parade.
Shim: F%&* off! HAHA
Me: I like one song.
Shim: Which one?
Me: Bulls on Parade.
Shim: F%&* off! HAHA
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*digs up thread* I canNOT believe I had to go to Page 2 to find this page! lol
Anywho... I went to Walmart the other day and they had...... Wait for it.......
A LAWN GNOME HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!!
I laughed so hard when I saw it I almost piddled myself Too bad it's only for toddlers... Otherwise I'd know EXACTLY what to be for Halloween this year!!!
Anywho... I went to Walmart the other day and they had...... Wait for it.......
A LAWN GNOME HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!!
I laughed so hard when I saw it I almost piddled myself Too bad it's only for toddlers... Otherwise I'd know EXACTLY what to be for Halloween this year!!!
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This tread is awesome, i just read all of it, and it all come together...
and it ROFLMAO
and it ROFLMAO
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My pathetic life goal is ... to actually have a pathetic life goal...
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i recently attempted to read this thread at college, and after reading the first page and clicking onto the second. A white screen appeared saying access denied due to pornographic/adult material. i found it rather funny
im not the master of the universe, i walk the earth the wrong way
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lol I finally have had the time to read this whole thread. i've only been a member for a yr and a half now. EPIC LOL!!! Is the gnome thing still alive and well or have I missed the craze? Since I kinda have a gnome magnet I'd like to pass on to Shim...
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Portland ME, 11/26/10, Bangor ME, 7/31/11, Boston MA, 9/20/12,
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I know I'm way late on this, but is it sad that I read this entire thread the day before yesterday and saw this tonight and immediately thought of you all?
"Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML"
"Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML"
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i cannot get over how hilarious this whole thread is. we need to start up the ridiculousness again!
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Welcome to my world Where everyone I ever need always ends up leaving me alone - My World - Sick Puppies
Blow a kiss at the methane skies See the rust through your playground eyes We're all in love tonight Leave a dream where the fallout lies Watch it grow where the tearstain dries To keep you safe tonight - S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W - My Chemical Romance
Blow a kiss at the methane skies See the rust through your playground eyes We're all in love tonight Leave a dream where the fallout lies Watch it grow where the tearstain dries To keep you safe tonight - S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W - My Chemical Romance
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LMAO this thread is so much better then doing my statistics homework!
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