Corrupt a Wish

[xlpurplepixielx]

[FfBob012]

[Rose]

Granted but it goes to a sketchy charity that puts it money towards starting a nuclear holocaust!

I wish my ex's new girlfriend would brake up with him and he would come back to me.

[sum1special]

Granted, but now he's a big tool jerk-face.
I wish I was famous

[FfBob012]

Granted but every time people see you they take a shoe off and club you with it repeatedly and chase you.

I wish I wouldn't have to deal with drama at work.

[Brianna]

Granted, but now you have double that drama away from work.

I wish I wasn't sick

[FfBob012]

Granted but every day for the rest of your life you have a severe pain in your butt that is so unbearable that you can't sit or fall asleep on your back.

I wish friends and family would stop dying all around me

[WonSickPuppy]

Granted, but then all of your freinds and family that have stopped dying all around you have betrayed your trust, love and friendship and you spend the rest of your days plotting revenge to "off" them. (I hope that doesn't sound in-sensitive)

I wish I would get promoted so I don't have to work graveyards through the holidays anymore and actually see my wife and kids.

[FfBob012]

[WonSickPuppy]

[sum1special]

Granted, but they create a wall of traffic ON your house.
I wish the weekend was longer.

[FfBob012]

[sum1special]

[FfBob012]

[sum1special]

[paulmason]

getting back on track..

granted, people who cant drive instead stay at home or walk. due to increasing numbers of pedestrians and the decrease of drivers, local councils everywhere have to provide more paths, which is built on roads. Roads all become one way. So you have to drive all around town to get home. also to allow pedestrians safety whilst walking their are zebra crossings and traffic lights everywhere you look. speed limits are now down to 10. (including motorways) due to pedestrians walking to work.
There is also a hole that appears in the roof of your car right above your head, allowing rain inside. And for extra cruelty you now have genital warts.

I wish for a McDonald's happy meal

[FfBob012]

Granted but your happy meal burger/cheeseburger is made of expired meat the has maggots in it. The cook fries the meat like a regular burger and in the process of assembling it the cook dropped it on the floor and picked it up and put it on the bun. Before he put the pickle on he picked his nose and then touched you pickle. Your fries and dry and as hard as nails from sitting under the heat lamp for half the day. You get dr.pepper but what you don't know is they ran out and instead they rummaged the kitchen for lots of flavorful ingredients and combine them all with lots of sugar. After eating your meal you head home but on the way you get diarrhea and crap your pants .

I wish there weren’t sooooo many morons in the world...esp management.

[xlpurplepixielx]

Geeze this thread went dead.

Granted but now YOU are the only moron in the world.

I wish I was in Boise now, instead of having to wait 6 months.

[risenreturn]

granted, but it turns out it was actually just a cardboard box with a "Boise" sign on it.

I wish I wasn't bored right now...

[sum1special]