Corrupt a Wish

[FfBob012]

[paulmason]

granted, people learn to do things right. Turns out people you know secretly want to make your life hell though. And now they do it right. Your life becomes hell and guess what!?!?!? it freezes over.... because you were frozen, you wake up sometime in the future, where humans are cattle and you are made to wander the fields all day saying "moo".

I wish I had a pizza (that is both clean and edible)
try and corrupt that!

[MrWutsurFace]

Granted, and although your pizza is edible, it is way too spicy for your tastes.

I wish money would spontaneous rain from the sky

[i_wont_justify]

granted, no one would keep a job, so all of our new cars and houses would have no way of being powered; we wouldnt be able to go out to eat because no one would have to rely on tips as pay, they could just open their pocketbooks to the sky

i wish attending college was more affordable

[Rose]

[paulmason]

granted you can do mine instead.

i wish you would do my homework and pass this college course for me.

[Luedyienya]

Granted! I find the cure for cancer but a ninja steals it and takes ALL of the credit.. You still have to pay your student loans.


I wish I could slow time down.

[paulmason]

granted. time is forever slowed down for you.
However this guy starts showing up everywhere..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E
Not the most attractive thing to happen in slow motion
p.s. you need watch after 1 min 30 sec

i wish i was artistic.

[Rose]

Granted but you go crazy and cut off your own ear and die before you can even start making money.

I wish I had more quality teachers.

[LunaiStar]

[paulmason]

granted, you kill everyone that doesn't believe you
now everyone left in the world thinks your harmless

I wish my mother would stop trying to help me find a job.
I am now trying to keep all my contacts happy and I am not able to commit to any specific service.

[Rose]

Granted but you never fine a job ever and have to become a hobo.

I wish my head shots for theater excel came out good.

[paulmason]

granted, but now you are just a head in a jar. and your blind so youll never see them.

i wish I had some tobasco to put in my chicken noodles.

[FfBob012]

Granted, but the bottle of Tabasco is so old that instead of the red color it should be it is a deep brownish red color and you sh*t your guts out for days after eating it (funny story it really did happen to a friend lol)

I wish I could stuff my ex that keeps creaping back into my life to torture me in a cannon big enough to launch her into the sun

[paulmason]

granted, but your shoe laces are tied to hers. Now you get to sail through space together until eventually reaching the sun and melting into each others arms.

I wish mu Kindle wasnt broken

[LunaiStar]

Granted, but then you're not able to download anymore books on it.
I wish that I could have everything I want appear in front of me as soon as I want it to.

[josiep]

Granted,but sadly there isn't enough space around you to store it all.....greedy greedy!
I wish I were a math genius !

[Splasher]

Granted, but you are mute and are unable to write, so you can never prove to anyone or use your maths smarts.

I wish I could fly out of this sky, to anything that I, could find better than this

[paulmason]

granted, what goes up must come down. But not in your case. Your never able to come back down from the sky. You can fly higher if you want, but you will never descend. You also discover that you have an irrational fear of hights.

I wish i was sleepy. 4.12 am is way past my bed time.

[chandra]

granted, but now you have to sleep for 3 years and miss whatever happens in that time.

i wish there were more hours in a day.