Pathetic Life Goals (And Nude Gnome-Stealing)

[miket_825]

Mike thinks that we spend too much time in the third-person thread and it infiltrates our other posts. Mike is also sad now because Regan rubbed her meeting with the divine bassist in his face. Mike also wants Emma to sign his bass.

[Kara]

Fasho, reg...
... my dads stache is epic.

[Regan]

^Yes. Yes it is. I saw this guy at Spirit Mountain today who looked like an older, fatter, creepier Hulk Hogan. His mustache reminded me of your dad.

[miket_825]

What's spirit mountain, Regan? you seem to go there semi-often.

[Regan]

Haha, I've only been there once. And it's this...well, technically...hill...up north. Wow, I feel Minnesotan saying that. It's in Duluth. It's amazing.

[Kara]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA....
omg... great story reg...

[Regan]

HAHAHA...watch it actually be your dad...

[Kara]

HAHAHA...
yeah, like my dad would be at Spirit Mountain...

[miket_825]

Regan still never explained what it was.

[Regan]

Regan thinks Mike needs to hang out with more Minnesotans. She thinks, to any person around here, it would be obvious. She was snowboarding today.

[Kara]

Fasho Regs...

[miket_825]

Mike thinks Minnesotians are WEIRD. Their state is too large.

[Regan]

Too bad we're called Minnesotans, not Minnesotians...

[miket_825]

Damn the grammar Nazis.... They make me feel stupid.

[Kara]

Ha. Wisconsin is better....!

[Regan]

UNTRUE!

I just thought of a completely random quote from Dwight. From last week.
"I can untie any knot. I'm serious. Name a knot, any knot. Go ahead."
"I believe you."
"You shouldn't believe everything you hear. In fact, there are many knots that I cannot untie."

[Kara]

Okay... random regan...?

[Regan]

It just made me think of how big a LIAR you are.

[miket_825]

I love Dwight. I was actually compared to him the other day, though. haha

[Kara]

not cool regan... not cool.