Let Them All Talk in the Third Person

[Kara]

kara says "more like 23 times... but Serge is the master..."

[miket_825]

[Regan]

Regan says, "Holy..." to B.J. Novak's hair again. But for a very different reason. It's BLONDE. That must be what he meant by Ryan looking different and acting different. Regan is very protective of B.J.'s hair, and this scares her.

[miket_825]

Mike is saying, "Holy Scheiße" in unison with Regan. Mike wonders how the hell B.J. Novak could die his hair blonde. Mike thinks he would look gay.

[Regan]

Regan shakes her head at Mike's naivete. B.J. said on...some red carpet that Ryan would come back "looking different and acting different". He said it may be a permanent skin pigmentation, so Kara and Regan were going with that he was going to be black. But then Regan watched a video of this panel ET held last night with the cast, and B.J. was wearing a hat. What was peeking out of this hat? Blonde hair. Regan doubts anyone knows how much this scares her. She really does.
This is NOT just the angle/lighting. It looks like this throughout the video. Sadly.

[miket_825]

Mike thinks it doesn't look that bad, but humours Regan's obsessiveness.
Also, Mike wonders where Ryan has been on The Office as he just recently started following it.

[Regan]

Regan decided the shunning is too much work and has decided to just shake her head at Mike's naivete often. She says she hopes Mike knows he was a temp, then was promoted, then was a coke addict in NY at corporate, then was the receptionist while Pam was at art school. She says he is now in "Thailand" with "people from [his] high school. Well, A high school." He said to Kelly something Regan found humorous: "Let's handle this like adults. Let's have sex one more time, and if you have any extra cash, that'd be great."

[miket_825]

Mike is surprised at Ryan's colourful history and is excited to see him back on the show. Mike also wants to point out that his favourite character is Dwight, if for no other reason than to contradict Regan.

[Regan]

Regan thinks Dwight is great, but Ryan is just a little bit better. She is in love with TWO fictional characters. It's crazy. And one of their real counterparts. Shh.

[miket_825]

Mike is laughing at Regan because she is madly in love with B.J. Novak. Mike, however, can't laugh too much because he has many famous people crushes himself. Well... semi-famous, I suppose.

[Regan]

Regan says, "That's IRONIC!" in a British accent. She thinks it is because the person Regan is madly in love with and the person Mike is madly in love with are friends on MySpace. Regan noticed this in about September, and she has continued to think about it since. She thinks it would be extremely cool if they were besties.

She also mentions that Wii Friends stole their thread:
http://www.wiifriends.com/off-topic/917 ... hread.html

[miket_825]

Mike is not sure as to which mad crush Regan is referring but has an idea.

[Regan]

Regan is referring to Emma. She thinks Emma Anzai + B.J. Novak = most amazing digital friendship EVER.

[miket_825]

Mike is relieved that Regan is referring to Emma and not somebody else. He also thinks that Emma and B.J. Novak would be an amazing friendship.

[Regan]

Regan wonders if Mike missed out on everything she just said.

[miket_825]

Mike did not miss out on anything. Mike is wondering why Regan would think that?

[Regan]

Mike said that they *would* be a cool friendship. Regan just said that they *are* friends. She wonders if Mike means in real life?

[miket_825]

Mike does, in fact, mean in real life. Mike thinks that Emma guest starring on The Office would be

[Regan]

Regan thinks it would be awkward because she'd be all Australian and stuff. She thinks it's not too far-fetched because she was on the phone with her friend during Launch Party, and when the pizza guy came, she said, "Omg I love him!" Regan asked who it was, and her friend said, "It's this person from this band only I've heard of." See? Exactly.

Also, Regan wore her SP shirt today. She is always surprised at how people are still noticing every time she wears it, even though she's worn it to school about 20 times this year. Today, her science teacher said, "Sick Puppies. I don't think I'm familiar with that band." Regan then said, "Well. That's a shame." He said, "They any good?" Regan proceeded to school him.

[miket_825]

Mike thinks that Emma's Aussie accent would totally rock the show.

Mike can't wait until he gets his SP shirt(s) so he can proceed to school people like Regan did.