Pathetic Life Goals (And Nude Gnome-Stealing)

[Regan]

Idea stealer. Well, I'm GIVING them a sombrero. But not just any sombrero. The most epic sombrero that's ever existed.

[miket_825]

it IS epic, I have to say. But I have a weird knack for inside jokes. lol

I would totally bring a gnome, but Shim would probably shoot me.

[Regan]

When Shim said we should stop bringing Whoppers because they had a shitload and start bringing "all things Australian", I predicted they would then have a shitload of Vegemite. But I guess now they'll have a shitload of gnomes.

[miket_825]

Mmm.... Vegemite. Can't get enough of it. But how would we get it? We don't live in OZ..

[Regan]

You can order it. Easily.

[miket_825]

Oh I am soooo getting some. ^_^

[Donna]

[miket_825]

[Regan]

[Donna]

I sure will Regan

[Regan]

Haha, you rock, Donna.

I agree with Mike. I'm not sure on the gnome capacity of their bus, but one can only handle so many of those freaky things.

[Crystal]

Actually I think it would be great... I can't imagine anything better than to wake up every morning surrounded by some 200 lawn gnomes staring at me.

[Kemmy]

[Katy]

[dressedupaslife]

I finally found this thread that Shim was going on about Wednesday night, and I thought I was the only one with a truly warped mind on this forum lmfao. I see I'm in good company now haha.

Electric fences and Cacti as a means of Gnome theft deterrent ??? *shudders* ....cacti vs. naked ninja gnome nappers

[Becky]

What was Shim saying about gnomes on Weds?? I missed it...

[dressedupaslife]

He was reading this thread during the broadcast .... as Kara(Rob), Regan, Crystal and others in this thread were conversing with him about the meaning of the thread, and the finer points/ techniques of "nude ninja gnome napping" lol. Apparently someone brought up "whoppers" again and Shim explained they have a shitload of whoppers right now ....and some of the crew there said they were going to bring gnomes for them at the concerts instead. Shim's like wtf lol? Where are we gonna put that many gnomes? Then Shim made up a impromptu musical rant about lawn gnomes ...it was too f**king funny. Too bad there isn't any recording allowed of the broadcasts Becky, it was EPIC.

[Regan]

Shim said that Whopper thing at a concert to...Gigi, I think... And Crystal wasn't there. I told her she should have been because we would be able to figure out who exactly started this nude gnome-stealing idea. I guess all of us were to lazy to look at the first page of this thread.

[dressedupaslife]

Ohh, I thought Crystal came in late, sorry lol.

[Becky]

Oh too funny!!!