Let Them All Talk in the Third Person

[Kara]

[Regan]

Regan misses this thread and is therefore now breathing life into it. Regan is excited. She is excited because she has three days of school left. Then it's time for summer. This means a living WC and all-nighters! Regan misses those things very much. She has a lot of homework. She has not started it. Oops. Regan does not care, though, because Regan has three days of school left. That means one more day where they can assign homework!
Regan is also excited to go to St. John's Block Party. She will be seeing Chris Koza and Cloud Cult. She has much to tell Chris Koza. More than she thinks he is prepared for.
Regan hopes that SP end up coming here this summer. It wouldn't be fun if they didn't. She was looking forward to seeing them again, as well as going with Rob and helping out at the show. She was going to give them gifts of muffins, gnomes, and sombreros.
Finally, Regan hopes Weezer comes to MN this summer. They do not have another album secured and Red was...not...great...so Regan really hopes she can see them before they...she doesn't even want to think about it.
Oh, Regan almost forgot. She is excited to go see Dane Cook with Rob! She is doing so in two weeks!
This post was much longer than Regan had originally planned. That is okay, though, she thinks. It allowed everyone to read more of what she has to say than they ever wanted to. For this, they are welcome.
Final thought:
That is all. Says Regan.

[miket_825]

Mike is glad that Regan revived this thread because he, too, enjoys it. Mike is looking forward to being done with high school forever and ever. He can then cover his SP show and be totally kickass and happy about it.

And he will then meet Emmer. At which point he may faint.

[patrickdron]

Patrick just stumbled upon this thread and is amused by it already.

[Regan]

^Regan welcomes Patrick and thinks Patrick will enjoy it here. Regan thinks it's cool that he lives in a place called Woodstock.
She is watching The Sixth Sense and just jumped. Regan just saw the part where Cole is going pee and that dead woman walks past... She does not like that scene. She must watch this movie for film. Regan cannot help but start the scene over. She knows it will scare the sh*t out of her again, but she must. Regan's mind works in mysterious ways.

Yes, Regan just jumped AGAIN when it happened. She knew it was coming, but she did anyway. Now she wants to watch the scene again when it's over. Hehe. Regan likes scaring herself. Okay, now she is watching it again.

Damn, Regan jumped yet again.

Regan likes Haley Joel Osment. He has only starred in three movies, but she loves them all.

Okay, Regan has jumped for a fourth time.

Regan is writing very long posts for this thread.

[patrickdron]

Patrick thanks Regan for the welcome. and Patrick thanks Regan for saying a place called Woodstock is cool.
Patrick thinks Saved By the Bell is one of the coolest shows ever and Patrick thinks he should put the first season box set on his b-day wish list.

[Regan]

Regan, also, enjoys the cheesiness of Saved By the Bell. She thinks that it was cheesy in a good way until College Years. That sucked. Regan must work out a budget with $40,000 for civics. It will be easier, though, with Rob as her roommate. They live in Van Nuys. She has to finish The Sixth Sense and watch The Birds and the beginning of Vertigo as well. Regan would not like ghost vomit all over her blanket and commends Cole for being a-okay with it. She thinks most dolls are creepy. She wonders why the ghost would grab Cole's leg. That seems like something that would scare anyone. Also, "mister" is funny word.

[patrickdron]

Patrick thinks the College Years of Saved by the Bell was interesting. espically the next to last episode.

[miket_825]

Mike thinks that he is extremely excited to leave for Germany.

Mike is also very tired because he worked a long day today.

Mike enjoys iced coffee.

Mike can't wait to give his adopted sister from Germany a hug.

Mike is worried about his best friend.

Mike likes to use inappropriate language at inappropriate times.

Mike would like to point out that an example of this is, "F***ing S***ting W**re", which he did, in fact, say in front of a McDonalds customer today when he hit his head very hard on something. He is thankful that the customer just asked if he was okay and didn't seem to mind his extremely vulgar language.

Also, Mike's "Let's see how many days Mike can go without being hit on by a dude at McDonalds" marathon has ended as of today. Mike is glad that he at least wasn't a creepy old man. Mike actually thinks he was kind of cute...

Mike would like to point out that that is beside the point and irrevelant. Mike is now done posting in third person and needs to make use of the restroom facilities.

[Regan]

Regan warns people that this paragraph will jump around a lot. Regan congratulates Mike on being hit on by a gay scene kid. Regan now has two days of school left and no homework! She lied. She has to write three papers for film she's had the whole quarter to write but never did. Regan just thought about how much the new Star Trek movie kicks ass and how she wants to watch it on a loop for at least a week. She also likes Zachary Quinto and his initials. Regan misses Heroes. Not as much as she misses The Office, though. She has a master plan she has told Rob where she gets all of the cast and crew back together in 40 years and starts "The Retirement Home". The pilot will be Creed's funeral. Yes, he lived to be 112. He's just that good. Regan would like people to know this is separate from the soap with SP, which will be epic. Regan had a delicious club for lunch. Dane Cook talked about club sandwiches on Oprah. Regan is seeing him in 13 days! Also, Zachary Quinto once wore a shirt on a red carpet that said "club sandwiches not seals". Regan likes that shirt. Regan is even more excited for St. John's Block Party now. And to tell Chris Koza all the things she must tell Chris Koza. Regan thinks Koza is an amazing last name. Regan's favorite teacher has gotten a pink slip and will be working in another district next year. Regan is okay with this because she is going to the high school next year, anyway. Regan is excited for tenth grade. Regan is mad at her friend, but she feels bad about this because she knows she shouldn't be mad at him. She is mad at him because he is dating someone she does not want him to. She will just wait it out, though. At Regan's school, they are taking locks tomorrow. Regan has yet to clean out her gym locker, and there is a bunch of trash in her regular locker. This is a dilemma for Regan. Oh well. See? Regan's post DID jump around a lot. Regan has a lot on her mind. Oh, also, Regan does not think she failed her math final! She has a science final tomorrow and a civics final on Wednesday. That is all Regan has to post right now.

[miket_825]

Mike is slightly overwhelmed.

[Regan]

Regan wonders if this is because of her overwhelming post.

[miket_825]

Mike insists that it is not.
Mike has much homework to do and is missing his best friend very badly.
His parents are also scrutinizing SP lyrics to see if it is "acceptable" for him to listen to because they are fascist.
Mike cannot wait until he is 18.

[Regan]

Regan does not appreciate Mike's parents doing that. Regan can also not wait until she is 18. She will be going to California with Rob.

Regan has one of each class left!

[miket_825]

Mike just talked on the phone with his dad about said lyrics, and his dad just blew up because he took Asshole Father literally against himself, and insisted that Mike bought the CD and is a fan of Sick Puppies because of that song and because Mike hates him.
Mike now knows that his mom will see this, freak out at him as well, and probably will go even more fascist on his life. Because Mike was being very rational, clear, and calm in describing his views on music choices and the song lyrics, even including accounts from Shim and Emma on why the songs were written and what the meanings of the lyrics are.
Mike does not appreciate this at all, and is, in fact, crying at the moment because he's so damn frustrated that his parents' thick skulls are preventing him from living his own life.
And... he misses his best friend and really needs a Matt hug right now.

[Crystal]

Crystal wants to give Mike hugs... *squiiiiiiiiiiiish*

[miket_825]

Mike thanks Crystal for her hugs.

Mike also wants to say that his dad apologized and realized that he was being totally irrational, in his words, an "asshole father."

Mike needs to start recycling.
And using reusable shopping bags.
He just watched Earth 2100 and is like, Holy sh*t.

[Regan]

Regan's immediate but shallow thought was, "So? I'm gonna be dead." Regan likes to leave the saving the planet thing to better people. REGAN IS DONE WITH SCHOOL!!!

[patrickdron]

Patrick is finally glad that he got his ipod nano working again and out of screen lock mode after it gave him hell last night and after Patrick forgot the damn combination code for screen lock on the ipod.
also Patrick wants an itunes gift card so he could get 311's new album

[Regan]

Regan enjoys the Obama White House. It's a good thing. Regan still doesn't want to read The Grapes of Wrath. REGAN IS SEEING DANE COOK IN EIGHT DAYS!!! WITH ROB!!!