Corrupt a Wish

[Kate]

Simple Game:
I make a wish and then you have to find a way to corrupt it.
Example:
"I wish I could have a car"
Response- "Granted, but gas prices go up to $8.50"

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I wish I didn't have to get up at 6.30 tomorrow.

[Donna]

granted .. but you will need to work an 18 hour shift to make up for sleeping in


I wish I lived somewhere that was warm all year around.

[theanarchypoet]

Granted but your albino and are consitintly sun burned


I wish I my band would make it

[Odd One]

Granted! But the record company will only sign you if you do nothing but Jonas Brothers covers!

[Becky]

^^^ I love this game. I wish Mark would have posted a wish so it could continue.

[Odd One]

oops, brain fart

I wish I could shoot par in golf for ONCE!!

[Jane]

Granted, but it'll be many more games until you can.

I wish my throat wasn't sore.

[Kemmy]

Granted! But you now have diarrhea instead.

[siberianknight]

^^ Kemmy didn't make a wish.

[Kemmy]

Oops...

I wish I won big in the lottery

[siberianknight]

Granted, but you end up paying it all to the government due to increase in taxes.

I wish my eyes weren't sensitive to light.

[N.E.G]

Granted, but now you are colorblind.

I wish I didn't have to clean tomorrow.

[Zach]

Granted, but now you have to be a personal maid to a wealthy, yet untidy family for one year.

I wish that I could ride my bike to the Nashville show and not have to worry about getting crushed by a car.

[Kemmy]

Granted but you have to leave your bike in Nashville and walk home.

I wish I was in Hawaii.

[N.E.G]

Granted, but you arrive with a load of fish and can't quite manage to shake the smell during your stay.

I wish my husky would stop shedding!

[Zach]

Granted, but all the fur that (s)he has previously lost is now back on him/her, and consequently makes for a canine with a ghastly circumference.

I wish I could go to sleep before 03:00.

[LadyJeannette]

Granted, but you have to be at work by 3:15 for the next month.



I wish my kitten would learn to be quiet at night.

[theanarchypoet]

Granted but your phone rings every hour on the hour and can not be stopped


i wish i didn,t have to got to school

[paulmason]

granted, but the men in white coats decide your not intelligent enough, and make you retake pre-school instead.

i wish i could play an instrument.

[theanarchypoet]

Granted but its a banjo






i wish i could go to see the Sick Puppies in Corpus Christy