Bill Gates' Rules for Life

[angelbear425]

While subbing today the teacher had this on display in her room. I thought it was AWESOME and wanted to share it here. These are really good rules to live by.

1. Life is not fair- get used to it!

2. The world won't care about your self esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

3. You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a cell phone until you earn both.

4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.

5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents has a different word for burger flipping- they called it opportunity.

6. If you mess up, it's not your parents fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

7. Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

10. Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go get jobs.

11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

[Katy]

Thanks for posting that, Jami! I laughed hard at a couple of them.

[angelbear425]

Don't you find it funny that people are like that? lol

I think that they are sooo true. Sooo many people I have met think they are entitled to all these things and they just want them handed over instead of working hard to receive them.

[Amira_Zoe]

Hehehe, this is funny indeed. And true.

[Freedomfight3r]

Don't forget my favorite: "When you download firefox, you're downloading communism."